"Bride To Be" joke

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be had a discussion with her mother.' Mom,' she said,' I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.'The mother took a deep breath and began,' Dear, when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing...''I know how to screw, mother,' the bride-to-be interrupted.' I want you to know how to make your lasagna.'

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