"Brunette Meets Genie" joke

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much. ”
The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice house. ”
The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two. ”
The the lady says, “Give me a gorgeous man. ”
The genie replies, “You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two. ”
The lady says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it. ”

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