"Bumper Stickers 45" joke

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Eschew obfuscation. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.

Editing is a rewording activity.

Make yourself at home. .... clean my kitchen

Allow me to introduce my selves

Better living through denial

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Too many freaks not enough circuses