"Bumper stickers 02" joke

I wouldn`t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won`t rise to the occasion, but I`ll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there`s a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

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