"Bush and Cheney" joke

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were talking when George W. groaned, "You know Dick, I really hate all the jokes people tell about me."
Trying to comfort him, Cheney said, "Don't let it get to you, George. There are lots of stupid people out there. Come with me and I'll prove it to you."
Cheney took Bush outside and hailed a cab. They both got in the cab and Cheney said to the driver, "Take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home."
Without saying a word, the cabby drove them to 29 Nickel Street where they both got out. Cheney then turned to George W. and said, "See! That guy was pretty stupid!"
"You're right, Dick, he was," replied George W. "There was a pay phone right around the corner. You could have called instead!"

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