"Bush before keynote speech" joke

Bush is waiting to give a keynote speech, and he is sudenly overcome with nerves. Dick Cheney tells him to get a grip of himself. George doesn't listen and heads straight for his bottle of Bourbon.
Ten minutes later and George really needs to go for a piss. Cheney tells him to go piss in the corner and then come out and give his speech.
Ten minutes pass, and George W. turns up with a great big wet patch on the front of his pants. "George, I thought I told you to take a piss in the corner of your room!", shouts Cheney.
"But Dick, that's the Oval office. It ain't got no corners!" replied Bush.

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