"Business" joke

If at first you don`t succeed, give up. No use being a stupid fool.

If at first you don`t succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not your sport.

If at first you don`t succeed, transform your dataset.

If at first you don`t succeed, try something else.

If at first you don`t succeed, well... darn.

If at first you don`t succeed, you probably didn`t really care anyway.

If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.

If at first you don`t succeed, you`re doing about average.

If at first you don`t succeed, your successor will.