"Business One-Liners 48" joke

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they don’t care who gets the credit.
There is no problem a good miracle can’t solve.
There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly chosen thermonuclear device.
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
There is no such thing as a “dirty capitalist”, only a capitalist.
There is no such thing as instant experience.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.