"Business one liner 1…" joke

A day without sunshine is like night. A disagreeable task is its own reward. A donkey is a horse designed by a study team. A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. A flying particle will seek the nearest eye. A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money stabilize the economy. A free agent is anything but. A friend in need is a pest indeed. A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

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