"Buttercups" joke
Andy was out playing golf when his ball landed on the rough in a patch of buttercups. Just as he lifted his club in the air, he heard a faint voice, "Please, don't hurt my buttercup."
Startled, he lowered his club and took a look around to confirm that he was alone. Satisfied that he was, he began to raise his club when he again heard the same voice, a little louder this time, "Please, don't hurt my buttercups."
Unsure of what to make of it, he spoke aloud, "Hello? Is anyone out there?" Immediately, a small fairy appeared before him. "I am the forest fairy. If you don't hurt my buttercups, then I shall give you all the butter you want for the rest of your life."
"Where the hell were you when I was in the pussywillows?" Andy replied.
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