"Buying Raisin Bread" joke
A young female clerk, with a penchant for wearing very short skirts, was hired by the owner of a small general store. One day, a young man entered the store and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," he said to the clerk.
She then climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread which was located on the uppermost shelf, providing the man standing beneath her with an excellent view.
As she retrieved the bread, a small group of male customers had gathered around the young man, and all were looking in the same direction. Pretty soon, each one of them was asking for raisin bread, just so they could see the clerk climb up and down the ladder.
After several trips, the clerk had become tired and irritated. Stopping and fuming at the top of the ladder, she glared down at the men below and noticed an elderly man standing among them.
"Is yours raisin, too?" she yelled.
"No, but it is starting to twitch!" the feeble old man croaked.
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