"Buying a Rod and Reel" joke
A woman goes to Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. Not knowing which one to get, she just grabs one and takes it over to the cash register where she finds an 'associate' standing there with dark shades on.
"Excuse me, sir," she says, "can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
"Ma'am, I'm blind," he replies, "but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She really doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a great all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
"That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter," she replies in surprise. "I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."
Just as he's about to ring it up on the register, the woman farts. At first she's embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her-being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
"But didn't you say it was $20.00?" she inquires.
"Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50," he replies.
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