"CNN's Twelve Days of Christmas" joke

On the first day of Christmas my CNN Anchor showed to me
A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
8 Cups of Coffee;
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
9 Floater Stories;
8 Cups of Coffee;
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
10 Anchor Tosses;
9 Floater Stories;
8 Cups of Coffee;
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
11 Live Events;
10 Anchor Tosses;
9 Floater Stories;
8 Cups of Coffee;
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
12 Websites;
11 Live Events;
10 Anchor Tosses;
9 Floater Stories;
8 Cups of Coffee;
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.