"CRACK" joke
A blond and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blond asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blond said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
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As presented on the 12/03/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
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