"California Girls - Desi Style" joke

Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you a good time
Malayali girls seem so innocent, but ya know what's on their mind
Andhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosy
Kashmiri girls keep you warm at night with their cheeks so rosy
Punjabi girls are flirts, Oriya girls are charming
And Tamil girls squeeze you so tight, they really are alarming
But there's one place in this whole land where I'm never lonely
'Cause the cutest girls in all the world are in Bombay only
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
Girls elsewhere just can't compare to the ghagara of gujarat
Out their way no one can say how many they've broken hearts
Bombay girls have style - how they pucker those pouting lips
Bombay girls got that twinkle in their eye' n' lovely swayinghips
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
U. P girls are sweet, Rajasthanis true for life
Head on down to Karnataka if you're looking for a wife
But there's one place in this whole world where I'm never lonely
'Cause the cuttest girls in all the world are in Bombay only
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
I wish they all could be Bombay girls!
love, for Bombaywalli.