"Camels" joke
One day Osama bin laden and one of his followers were on a camel riding through a town.
When they got out of the town Osama Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up the camels tail and looked at its arse.
The follower said "what are you doing?"
Osama replied "A man in the town shouted look at those two arseholes on that camel"!!!
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