"Cannibals" joke
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten. What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast. What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder. What is a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader. Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg. Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher? Cannibal: One who loves his fellow man with gravy. Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
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