"Can't Come In" joke

Benny's car ran out of gas on a desert highway. He began to walk, but soon was crawling, dizzy with thirst. Finally, a car stopped.

"Water, Water!" gasped Benny. "Gee, I'm all out," said the driver, "but I've got some beautiful ties for sale. Like to buy one?"

"Water, water!" gasped Benny. "Look, there's a restaurant about five miles on. You'll be okay," said the tie salesman, and he drove off. Benny crawled to the restaurant and collapsed at the maitre d's feet.

"Water, water!" gasped Benny. "Sorry," replied the maitre d', "you can't come in without a tie!"

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