"Can't Talk" joke

Robert walked into Dr. Philips' office and put a note on the desk in front of the doctor. The doctor picked up the note and read it, "Please help me, I can't talk."
Thinking for a few moments, the doctor turned to Robert and told him to put his penis on the table. Knowing that Dr. Philips was a specialist, Robert did as instructed.
The doctor then took a rubber mallet and struck Robert's penis with it as hard as he could. Robert yelled out in agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"Excellent Robert," Dr. Philips said, "now you come back tomorrow and we'll learn B."

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