"Cat jokes 07" joke
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin? A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning? A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning! Q: What cat purrs more than any other? A: Purrsians! Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters? A: C-A-T! Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? A: There was some money in the kitty! Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A: A purrfect meal! Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car? A: Because she wanted to wake up oily! Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath! Q: What is another way to describe a cat? A: A heat seeking missile!
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