"Celebrity Tournie" joke

Have you heard about the celebrity golf tournament?

O. J. had a wicked slice.

Heidi Fleiss kept hooking.

Ted Kennedy had an affinity for water hazards.

Nobody would go to "sudden death" with Jack Kevorkian.

Greg Louganis kept putting the ball in the wrong hole.

John Bobbitt couldn't get the ball in the air.

Monica Lewinsky kept "lipping" the hole.