"Celing Fan" joke

A man dies and goes to heaven.
While St. Peter is giving him the tour of heaven they come to this room with clocks as far as the eye can see. the man asked St. Peter... "What are all of these clocks for"
..well St. Peter explains that every one on earth has a clock and each time you lie the clock moves up one second and you loose that off of your life. the man thought this was pretty kewl...
...then the question occured to him "does George W Bush have a clock?"
... well he does St. Peter replies but i dont have it to show you at this moment... you see Jesus has it in his office using it as a celing fan.

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