"Chasing Girls" joke
Dan was 80 years old and still enjoyed chasing girls.
One day, he asked his wife is she minded.
"Why should I be upset?" she replied. "Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
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