"Cheating Wife" joke
A man, feeling very depressed, entered a bar and ordered a triple scotch.
The bartender poured him his drink and remarked, "That's a pretty heavy drink. Is something wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "When I got home I found my wife having sex with my best friend!"
"Wow!" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple scotch. "Now I understand why you needed such a stiff drink. The second one's on the house."
The man thanked him and downed his second triple scotch.
"What did you do when you found them?" the bartender asked.
"I walked right over to my wife, looked her straight in the eye, told her we were through, and to pack her stuff and get the hell out of the house," the man replied.
"I guess I would have done the same thing," the bartender said. "What about your friend?"
The man replied, "I walked straight over to him, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, 'BAD DOG!""
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