"Chicago -30-year-old Emad Haddad was" joke

Chicago -30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday afternoon
after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst Food and Liquors-on
Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street.
According to cops, two gents toting semi-auto pistols robbed the store's
registers. Witnesses say Emad The Genius (as he will be remembered) ran
after the men with a two-shot derringer and took a shot at 'em.
They returned the favor with a hail of bullets.
Haddad was struck in the head and died on the spot.

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