"Chicken Breasts" joke

A supermarket was having a sale on boneless chicken breasts, so a woman decided to take advantage of the opportunity and stock up.
However, when she got to the store, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
"No need to worry, lady," the butcher said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish your shopping."
Several aisles later, the butcher's voice could be heard booming over the public address system: "Would the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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