"Chicken Sandwiches" joke

Two little children were having lunch at school. "Johnny," the little girl said, "I'm never going to eat any more chicken sandwiches." "Why not?" asked Johnny.
Pointing to the bottom of her tummy, the little girl explained, "Because I'm growing feathers down here."
Not believing her, Johnny said she would have to show him. Off they went behind the school so she could show him what she meant.
"Wow, you're right," said Johnny. "I've been eating lots of chicken too. Maybe I'm getting feathers."
"I'd better take a look," said the little girl. After examining Johnny, she looked up at him and said, "Oh no! It looks like it's too late for you. You have the neck and the giblets too!"

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