"Children Books You Won't See" joke

Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press: Children Books You Won't Eever See... 1... You Are Different and That's Bad2... The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3... Dad's New Wife Robert4... Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5... Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6... The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking7... Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her8... Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence9... All Cats Go to Hell! 10... The Little Sissy Who Snitched11... Some Kittens Can Fly. 12... That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption13... Grandpa Gets a Casket14... The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator15... Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia16... The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy17... Strangers Have the Best Candy18... Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way19... You Were an Accident20... Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will21... Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games22... The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan23... Your Nightmares Are Real24... Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 25... Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School26... Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27... Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things28... Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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