"Chin Chicker!" joke

I was sitting in one of those vibrating chairs at the mall –
That thing went all the way down my spine, unhooked my bra, and grabbed my ass –
Not bad action for$1.00 for 2 minutes! I closed my eyes, leaned back to relax, and when I opened them - I had drawn spectators! I thought all the voyeurs in the mall had gathered around to watch my tits jiggle! Come to find out they were looking at my chin!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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A little boy heard his mom and dad fightin and the mom called the dad a bastard and he called her a bitch so the boy asks whats a bitch and whats a bastard? The parents said well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy. So the little boy then hears the neighbor say to his more...

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- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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GOOFS FOR TITANIC (1997)
Continuity
Jack won his ticket by beating 2 pair with a full house. However, when we first see Jack's hand, he has nothihg that could be made in to a full house, and only draws one card.
Revealing mistakes
A strip of desert is visible more...

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WARNING: must be 18+ this contains material innapropiate for children

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to more...

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