"Chinese Learned This" joke

Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.
Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane
10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin
9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker
8. According to plaque, “When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says”
7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles
6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”
5. “Cloaking device” button only there because pilot’s a “Star Trek” fan
4. Maybe not the best idea to write “Spy plane” on wings
3. The plane’s sole security feature: an angry kitty
2. Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water!
1. Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva