"Christian Coalition Names for Breasts" joke

Christian Coalition-Approved Nicknames for Breasts

- Mounds of Shame
- Democrat Catchers
- Pastor Baiters
- Heavenly Canteens
- Pearly Weights
- Communion Woofers
- Hooteronomies
- Sweater Undulations
- Beelzeboobs
- Racks of lambs of God
- Pamela 36:D
- The Daughters of Lactiticus
- Pizza Pizza
- First and Second Mammalonians
- NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)