"Christian Scruples" joke

A lawyer successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms.
As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm and scolds, "Young man, where are your Christian scruples? I believe you would defend Satan himself!"
"I don't know," the lawyer replies, "what has your kid done?"

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