"Christmas Story For Moose" joke

What is the favorite Christmas story for moose?
A Chrismoose Carol.
Who gives presents to chickens?
Santa Clucks.
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say "Ba aa aaaa -Humbug!"
What is the favorite Christmas treat for ducks?
Christmas Quackers
Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs?
Because when Pigs fly everything that wasn't supposed to happen... does.
What is a dog's favorite Christmas carol?
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing...
What is a monkey's favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
What is a snake's favorite Christmas carol?
Ssssssssssssssleigh Ride.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross-Mouse cards!
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!