"Chuck Norris" joke

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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makiah:lame
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crazy_driver_78:I saw this on a "Top ten reasons Chuck Norris is a bad ass" poster many years ago. Worst part about it is Chuck Norris sucks ass.
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Anonym:lol..........that funny
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Anonym:your jokes are allsome
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