"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in..." joke

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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