"Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life...." joke

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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