"Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer...." joke

Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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