"Chuck norris erection" joke

Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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