"Church Bulletin Bloopers, Part II" joke

1. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

2. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

3. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

4. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

5. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

6. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

7. This being Easter Sabbath, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

8. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

9. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

10. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.