"Circle" joke

A blonde driving a brand new car pulled up at an empty gas store to fill it up. After she paid for the gas and was walking out a man stopped her and drew a circle in the dirt around her feet. He told her if she stepped out of the circle he would kill her. He got a bat and started smashing the hood in. When he looked over at her she was laughing. So he broke the windows. He looked back over at her and she was still laughing. Then he set the car on fire and the blonde was still laughing so he went over to her and demanded why she was laughing when her new car was on fire. She told him "Every time you turned around to hit the car... I stepped out of the circle!"

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