"Circle Flies" joke

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You were speeding, ” the cop said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket. ”
“Yep, ” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
“These flies sure are terrible, ” the trooper complained.
“Yep, ” the farmer said. “Them are circle flies. ”
“What’s a circle fly? ”
“Them flies that circle a horse’s tail, ” answered the farmer. “Them are circle flies. ”
“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s butt, would you? ” the trooper angrily asked.
“Nope, I didn’t, ” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool them flies. ”

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