"Classic Classifieds - Part II" joke

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

For sale:a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Sheer stockings - Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

For Sale:parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.