"Classic chat up lines" joke

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.