"Clean but very corny short Joke" joke

Good ol' jokes, guaranteed 100% original, written by JonathanCaws-Elwitt (my husband):
Why couldn't the waiter deliver the soup? Because no one had signed the bill of ladling.
Cop making rounds: "Is there anyone else in that car with you?"Banker: "No, I'm a loan officer."
In Arabia, what's the best place to stay if you want to avoid the expensive hotels? At a Bedouin breakfast.
Why did the struggling actor want to play the Kaiser? Because it's a big roll.
Who wears an albatross and a measuring tape around his neck? Samuel Tailor Coleridge.
What sings and dances and issues speeding tickets? A state trouper.
What does a Late Victorian dramatist use to lather his beard? Shavian cream.
Who's never been to a bear mitzvah? Gentile Ben.
The new DC-90 is over 1000 feet in length, a length which far exceeds that of any other aircraft. What do you call this situation? A long plane record.
What do you call mewing, purring, and playing with yarn? The Catskills.
"I'm so clumsy that when I go out dancing, I trip _over_ the light fantastic."