"Clinton one-liner" joke

The good news about Clinton's health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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You Know You're Addicted to Caffeine When...
1.) You haven't slept since the Clinton Administration.
2.) Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth.
3.) Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin.
4.) You plan to name more...

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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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