"Clinton one-liner" joke
The good news about Clinton's health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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You Know You're Addicted to Caffeine When...
1.) You haven't slept since the Clinton Administration.
2.) Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth.
3.) Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin.
4.) You plan to name more...
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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
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