"Clubbed" joke

Police are called to a home where a murder has occurred. When they arrive, they find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking down at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor.
"Sir, is that your wife?" asks the detective.
"Yes," the man mumbles.
"Did you strike her with that golf club?" the detective inquires.
"Yes, I did," the man sobs, dropping the club and putting his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?" asks the detective.
"I'm not sure," groans the man. "Five, six, seven... Put me down for a five!"

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