"Coke in the bar" joke

This Chinese guy and cowboy walk into a bar, they both order coke. The cowboy drinks some of his and says "this coke tastes like piss! ". Then the Chinese guy says "me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke". then the cowboy says "me cowboy, me draw fast, me shoot bullet up your ass!!!"

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