"College Courses for Women" joke

1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.
2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.
3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.
4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.
5...Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.
6...An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.
7...Man Management - Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.
8...Personal Space - Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.
9...Valuation - Just because it's not important to you.
10..Communication Skills I - Tears as the last resort and not the first.
11..Communication Skills II - How to think before speaking.
12..What he really wants - Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.
13..Driving a car safely - A skill you can also acquire.
14..Real women drink their share at a party.
15..Telephones - How to hang up.
16..Parking - Beginners Course.
17..Parking (Advanced) - Reversing into a parking space.
18..The Natural Habitat of the Towel - Why they prefer the floor.
19..Managing your weight - It's not water retention, it's fat.
20..Learning to cook I - Bran in not food.
21..Learning to cook II - Bringing back bacon and eggs.
22..Compliments - How to accept them gracefully.
23..PMS - Your problem, not his.