"College Exams" joke

One night right before exams two men decide to drive to the next state over to party with on of the men's cousins.
So they go, have a great time, and get horribly drunk. Unfortanutely they get so drunk they don't wake up the next day.
They immediately got on the road and were only three hours late. They go into their classroom and tell the teacher that they had gone to the next state over to study and had started home immediately. They told her that one of their tires had gone flat and that was why they were late.
The teacher smiled, said that was okay and put them in seperate rooms for the test.
The test had only two questions.
1.(25%)What is the latitude and longitude of Peru?
2.(75%)Which tire?

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