"Comets !!!" joke

A woman set her fanny on fire by accident, her husband said,
"quick stand on the balcony and let the wind blow it out"
but she slipped and fell from the 20th story balcony.
Paddy and Murphy were passing below,
Paddy said to Murphy
"look at that do you think its a comet?"
Murphy said
"Dont be so bloody stupid it's a twattalite"

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